White House Job Listing

Seen pinned to a cork bulletin board outside the oval office:

Job Listings

Wanted: Supreme Court Justice

Applicant will be expected to deliver justice through fairness and equality for all regardless of race, creed or color.

(Whites, Asians, Blacks, Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Russians, Persians, Italians, Celts, Brits, Cannucks, Native Americans, and males of all races, creeds, and colors, need not apply.)